Ok so about Mr. A...

Yeah... See we're really lazy and maybe one day we will get together and work on Mr. Apocalypse... but it'll be a while. In the meantime, you can read a working summary.

A man comes and takes Benjamin Franklin captive who is from the future today. He is cloned in the future and becomes: bumbumbum: Mr. Apocalypse. Now, because Benjamin Frankin has been taken out of the past, the past is just going insane. Also, Mr. Apocalypse is totally anhiallating the future today. At this same time in the present, gourd man is on his quest to defeat the sad sack with the group of children that follow you around from the Bahamas. Now, a man (the same man who got ben frank out of the past) goes and gets Mr. Apocalypse from the future today (which mr. apocalypse has totally anhiallated) and brings him to the present. This is when the originally planned story starts. Mr. Apocalypse uses his evil plan of daylights slavings time (the opposite of daylight savings time which he thought up in the future today) to begin destruction on the present. The problem is, he doesnt know that Arizona and Japan completely ignore his system of daylight slavings time, and they both are an hour behind what is daylight savings time because they are not recognizing daylight savings time, but not not recognizing daylight slavings time, they just completely ignore it. So, Japan and Arizona (a glitch in the system) last for an hour after the apocalypse and are really rallied up to defeat Mr. Apocalypse. From here, the team of heroes (wagon wheel of premature judgement, lunch the half troll, toad the wet sprocket, etc.) comes. Of course, this team of heroes never really does anything, but gourd man pushes and Easy button and Mr. Apocalypse is defeated. I need to add that during this, about when the battle almost gets started, the evil man who captures Ben Frank accidentally fell in the cloning machine and a good clone was made of him, and he goes to the past past before the evil version of him and tells ben frank to ignore a guy that comes to the past and looks like him, thus apparently saving the past so the present will stay stable.

Now: there are two possible endings: of course Mr. Apocalypse is defeated in both.

First: ben frank does not listen to good guy, and is captured, and the last lines are to the effect of: "wait guys isn't the past still in danger?" "nah, time doesn't work li..." (everything destroyed by giant black hole)

Second: this is when ben frank did listen, so everything is ok and great in the past.
"Yes! We have defeated Mr. Apocalypse!" "Uhh... didn't he already destroy the future?"

The slavings and savings have been double checked


Yeah it's a bit complicated, but that's what makes it fun. Maybe one day it will get off the ground.

So anyway i was going to the drug store yesterday, and this guy comes up to me and asks me, "where did you get you belt?" and i said, i don't know, i found it in a dumpster. and he said how did you find it in a dumpster that's kind of weird and i said i know. it is. but then he walked in the store and saw him buy three packs of cheese sticks and a coke. I asked him where he got the three packs of cheese sticks and the cokes from and he said from the dumpster. And i said i just saw you get those from the shelf. How could those be from the dumpster? and he said oh yeah you did see me get them. And he bought them and asked for my belt. I gave him my belt and he drove off.